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FOR SECURITY REASONS, WE RECORD YOUR COMPUTERS IP ADDRESS. WE PROSECUTE FRAUDULENT ORDERS TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW. WE WILL ALWAYS FILE CRIMINAL COMPLAINTS WITH LOCAL POLICE IN THE JUSTIFICATION AND/OR COUNTRY WHERE DELIVERY IS TO BE MADE, AS WELL AS WITH THE FBI (SEE U.S. FEDERAL LAWS BELOW), THE U.S. POSTAL INSPECTORS AND/OR POSTAL AUTHORITIES GOVERNING THE DESTINATION. WE EMPLOY ONE PERSON FULL TIME WHOS ONLY JOB IS TO MAKE SURE LOCAL AUTHORITIES ARREST AND CONVICT OFFENDERS.

WE CONTACT THE BANK THAT ISSUED THE CARD TO INSURE THE ORDER IS LEGITIMATE PRIOR TO SHIPPING. THIS MAY CAUSE A 1 DAY DELAY ON FIRST TIME ORDERS BEING SHIPPED OUTSIDE THE U.S.

IF YOUR INTENTION WAS TO COMMIT FRAUD, YOU CAME TO THE WRONG PLACE.
In 1998, the federal government passed 18 U.S.C. 1028 "The Identity Theft and Assumption Deterrence Act of 1998" which made identity theft a federal crime. Since then all states except Vermont and the District of Columbia have passed laws related to identity theft. (as of 7/02)